British Girl Engaged to her Laptop

Submitted by Chris on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 21:06

There is one expletive and a brief (~1 second) clip that in rather indecent. Please pardon those. Actually, please pardon the entire video.

Let's see, in the past we've had women "marry" a dolphin, a lion, a German Shepherd. Oh, there was also the woman who married the Eiffel tower. And we can't forget the dead boyfriend:

The groom, a former policeman identified as Eric, was killed by a drunk driver in September 2002.

Demichel told LCI television she understood "it could seem shocking to marry someone who is dead," but her feelings for him had not dimmed. His body was not present for the ceremony.

Now we add Laptop to the list of other things.

Living animals. Not okay, but I see where they get their ideas. (Incidentally, it is still Biblically forbidden. See Genesis 2:18-22 and Leviticus 18:23.) Eiffel tower. Ludicrous, but it will likely outlast her. A laptop?!

I work on those things. Two years and the harddrive fails. The backlight on the screen will start to dim. Queue all the old 90's jokes about Husband 1.0. What particularly bothers me is if any of these "discussions" she has had with the laptop involve something that I have said.

There was a line about homosexuals. If they can do what they will to be happy, why can't she? I would argue that homosexuals are very illogical. Even from an evolutionary perspective, they can't help improve the gene pool. (Are they intentionally admitting that their genes are inferior and should be removed?) Perhaps this woman's genes will be removed too...