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On a forum, the question came up (concerning ECD -- English Country Dancing):
What's been your luck scouting gals at these dances? A lot of them tend to have fathers, brothers or mothers to meet.
What do you say to something like that?
I find that, Scripturally, when a guy dances he incurs his wife's wrath. Once that happens she becomes infertile. I will decline to dance until we have enough kids already.
Sincerely,
Chris(or perhaps not so sincerely)
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To which I say...
I find that, Scripturally, when a girl dances, she worships God and gets a husband.
The Latter...
The latter is obviously sinful if she is already married. Only unmarried girls should be allowed to dance?
Hmm...
Since I'm not married, it's rather safe to say that I can dance, if I so please.
And if a wife happens to be dancing with her husband, she will keep getting him over and over again. How romantic. 
agrees with Kayla....how
agrees with Kayla....how romantic...
And infertile...
And infertile...