For Fun: On ECD, English Country Dancing

Submitted by Chris on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 00:35

On a forum, the question came up (concerning ECD -- English Country Dancing):

What's been your luck scouting gals at these dances? A lot of them tend to have fathers, brothers or mothers to meet.

What do you say to something like that?

I find that, Scripturally, when a guy dances he incurs his wife's wrath. Once that happens she becomes infertile. I will decline to dance until we have enough kids already.

Sincerely,
Chris

(or perhaps not so sincerely)

Kayla's picture

To which I say...

Submitted by Kayla on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:05.

I find that, Scripturally, when a girl dances, she worships God and gets a husband. Grin

Chris's picture

The Latter...

Submitted by Chris on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 14:49.

The latter is obviously sinful if she is already married. Only unmarried girls should be allowed to dance?

Kayla's picture

Hmm...

Submitted by Kayla on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 20:00.

Since I'm not married, it's rather safe to say that I can dance, if I so please. Grin And if a wife happens to be dancing with her husband, she will keep getting him over and over again. How romantic. Tongue

micaela's picture

agrees with Kayla....how

Submitted by micaela (not verified) on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:21.

agrees with Kayla....how romantic...

Chris's picture

And infertile...

Submitted by Chris on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 05:17.

And infertile... Tongue